Posted in the public announcements folder at work:

I got a pair of tickets for a movie tonight at 7pm. Premier for a movie called “Lucky number slevin” For the paramount downtown. If you want it, let me know. I’m only here until 5pm, so don’t contact me after. Thanks

The problem? It was posted at 4:54pm! Are you kidding me? On the off chance I see this in the next 6 minutes I can get free tickets to see that movie?! BZZZZZT!