Monday, June 5th, 2006


Mon 05 Jun 2006 at 22:26 - PaulPodcasts

Last week’s podcast had the rant that kinda took me by surprise. This week’s one has a rant that’s a bit more deliberate and planned.. ish..

Link: podcast41.mp3 (43:51, 20.1Mb)

In this week’s show:

  • Feedback from another Jared
  • Annoying narration on Discovery Channel
  • Clubs and pictures of people back home - www.jerseyevents.com
  • Vague mentions of an upcoming project (secretive!) ;-)
  • The quality (or lack of) in The Vancouver Sun
  • The rant about people connecting with other people
  • The funny story about an ad in the Georgia Straight
  • ..and a few other random bits sprinkled throughout!
Mon 05 Jun 2006 at 11:18 - PaulMy World

Sometimes you get those email forwards at work and you just want to share. Charlotte sent me this - it’s funny, made me laugh… #6 actually made me laugh out loud, which is always funny in the middle of a quiet office environment. #1 might only make sense if you’re British.. (DVLA = Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency)

Thoughts For Modern Living:

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a Slinky… Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration…